Mulund to Seepz 。。。
I am travelling on this Seepz route for nearly 2 yrs now。 What a wonderful experience it is! Flames of Black Smoke coming from the vehicles, blind one's vision。 Hey! I am not saying it in negative sense. It's very useful to avoid you seeing accidents and bumpy roads。
Drivers need to be qualified with two qualities to be employed as a driver on this Seepz route。
1。Skill of Overtaking –
Many types of drivers do exist on the roads – Skilled drivers, Drunken drivers, Rash drivers, Slow drivers, Idiot drivers etc。 But all these skill(s) are not useful to qualify you on this road。 For days together I am trying to find all the above type of drivers on this route。 Only certificate that qualifies you to drive on this route is the 'Skills of Overtaking'。 It's a MUST skill required。
I am very much Happy to announce that all the drivers on this route have passed the exam of Overtaking (by any means and ways and routes) in First class – first attempt。
Its not as easy as reading it! Especially not when you have 1000 vehicles pushing themselves in the same direction as ur's on a road which is big enough to fit only 2 elephants。
Speed is very much restricted here (to neutral) to avoid any big or serious accidentS. Just a small bump(s) leading to a small dent(s) to vehicles or to humans and animals。
2。Skills of a lawyer –
Yes! Drivers need to be a skilled lawyer。 And they do practice their skills like other black coat lawyers。 Only difference is, their practice is not restricted inside the four walls of court。 They openly practice their practice on roads。
It's again a useful qualification to be a driver。 Weather be it ur mistake or not, Driver shld be able to prove that he is a skilled driver and it's always mistake of other person who try to block the way by not allowing to use his skill(s) of Overtaking!
If there is a small gap in between two vehicles as big as slim person, then a car can easily squeeze in. And if the gap is as big as two people then a huge bus will be fitted in.
There are many advantages of the bumpy roads in India。 Many blame govt. for poor infrastructure。 But govt. is doing a very good job。 Yes, They are really! There are few / many flyovers which are under construction。 If one doesn't count the years they are lying under same tag, it's definitely a progress going on (and on and on)。 Flyovers are like our country “Developing”。
One more advantage is a Roller coaster ride with free package of massage treatment。 It's amazing to see people sleeping on such roads and missing the FUN part of it。 When I will be rich [like bill gates :) ] I will have a special award for them “Skilled Sleepers”。
Sometimes I feel only technology that can solve the traffic problem in India is “Human Fax Machine”。Just imagine ur self squeezing into a Human Fax Machine and coming out in the office directly in ur Cabin on ur chair. Wow! Just a Click away!
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