Big B's suffering from constipation - Exclusively report n my Blog

Yesterday, news channel was exclusively capturing big B’s issue. Big B hospitalized on his 66 birthday. Even I felt bad. After all he is a good actor. But these news channels really go to any extent to bring exclusive news to people. This is really funny! People performing pooja, doing hom, praying at Siddhivinayak temple. Then one channel might have capture, “Anekta Me Eakta”. Different religious people praying for big b’s good health at temples, mosque, gurudwara etc. It’s really good if they do such prayers for other political issues. Anyways, sometimes I feel this channel will one day go to any extend to capture every day’s move of such stars.

Let’s consider one scenario. One channel had captured exclusive news, “Today Big B’s stomach upset. He is suffering from constipation”. How this news will be capture?

Samwardata:

'Breaking News' - Today big B is suffering from constipation. All country is worried as big b was unable to perform his daily morning duty of going to 'potty'. Let’s try to talk to big B’s fan on their views on this National issue. Our channel has decided to give away an award “Great Big B fan”. Now let’s see who wins this award. This all and many more exculsively only and only on ‘Z news channel’.

Samwardata: So how are you praying for big B’s good health?

Big B’s Fan no.1: From today morning I am standing in front of ‘Jalsa’ and praying for Big B’s health. I have decided that unless and until Big B’s stomach is back to normal I myself won’t go for potty. 'Bhishma Pratidnya!'. Now thats called Control.

Samwardata: Oh! That’s something exclusively. Let’s wait and watch if this fan wins the award of Great Big B’s fan.

Fan No.1: I hope Big B's stomach is back to normal soon. Its now just geting out of control !

To another fan
Samwardata: What exclusive you are doing for big B’s good health?

Big B’s Fan No.2: We are performing a unique prayer wherein we [Amar, Akbar and Anthony] will visit all the famous temples, mosque and churches 'barefooted' to pray to every god for big B’s good health.

Samwardata: Wow! That’s really great! Probably, Bush, Obama, Manmohan Singh, Osama etc should also come together for this International crisis. Big B’s a real International hero.

Samwardata: We have even called US President to express his views regarding this issue.

Samwardata: Mr. President, what would you like to say regarding this horrible issue in India.

Mr. President: I really am shocked to hear the news today and I feel the pain of all of big B's fan(s). I will pray to god for Big B’s good health.

Bravo! Now that’s really an international issue.

All the fans out there have a change to meet big B in personal. This chance again will be exclusively given you by our exclusive channel. All you have to do is send us sms.

Today’s Question: Do you think Big B will be able to perform his morning duty tomorrow?
Type Big B (Space) Y or N and send it to 585858.

Now it’s time to declare Great big B’s Fan award. And the award goes to Fan No.1 as “Its all about control yaar!”.