Craziest of craziness

You might have read about products like ‘girlfriend’s leg pillow’, ‘boyfriend’s arm pillow’ or a robot that puts a baby to sleep. I was pretty much OK with this stuff until recently when I came across some funniest, craziest products that Japan has manufactured.



1. Bilk: It’s said that, the idea for the drink was conceived after dairy firms threw out a huge amount of surplus milk in March last year. The son of the manager of a liquor store in Nakashibetsu, whose main industry is dairy farming, suggested the idea of producing the milk beer. So there you go, a milk beer!

I just wanna know, is it OK for infants to drink this bilk?




2. Pouched Mother’s milk: Milk that taste just like your mother’s milk is the tag line they use. Wonderful! A typical Bollywood movie then have to change their ever green dialogue, “Kutte, Kamine.. Maa ka doodh Piya he to saamne aa”. They might need to now say, “Kutte, Kamine… Maa ka pasteurized pouch milk piya he to saamne aa”. I don’t think Dharam Pa will agree to use this improvised dialogue. Actors…..




3. Diaper harness for your dogs: Worried that your dog will run around trees or street lamps? Use harness with a diaper attached to eat. All you have to do is Diaper train your dogs. Probably just as easy as potty training your kids. :)




4. Anti-flatulence Underwear: You want to fart in public without smelly flatulence? It’s now easy. All you have to do is buy a “Subtle Butt” product manufactured by “Pony Inc.”

This "Subtle Butt", acts as a fart neutralizer, to eliminate smelly flatulence. It's an activated carbon fabric pad, measuring 3.25" x 3.25" square, and adheres to the inside of your underwear with two self-adhesive strips. As the wind breaks, Subtle Butt filters the flatulence, absorbing and neutralizing its odor.

Now you need not worry what you eat and how much you eat. Eat as many choole and aloo gobi etc. as you want. You can still have a social life. And need not worry about your reputation.

Also you can hear people say out loud,” THAT’s ME!”.

In a meeting:
Employee: That’s me!
Manager: It’s ok! I like the smell of vanilla. Next time try out chocolate flavor. I am being using it. Girls go crazy behind it just like AXE effect.




5.Infant with a cleaning mob: Worried that your infant is not productive enough? And are you eager to have them recognized or counted in the productive age group? Get him/her a new clothes with a cleaning mob attached to it. “Clean while you crawl”. Even Infants in some country like Japan are not allowed to be unproductive. Soon the productive age group in Japan will be considered from 6months to unlimited. (Considering no retirement age in Japan). This will increase the productive generation ratio 80% or more. To get it near to 100% they might come up with a new idea for new born babies and sick people too. Don’t lay un-productive while in ICU or in a crab.