I recently received a letter saying I have won $ 100 million in the lucky draw from some company in America. I never was aware that I am so much known personality in USA that some company wants to share some 40% if I help them transfer $ 100 million to my account for others to use it. I know you are thinking that it’s all fake letters and that its a bull shit and a big fraud. You certainly will think so as I am the one who got selected for the award and not YOU!
And if I ever got caught, I will have to spend my entire life in Jail. That’s it! But why to refuse such a big amount for the probability of ‘If I ever get caught!’ It’s a big, BIG amount after all. I can then be owner of company I am currently working for. Or probably I can buy a small island and spent my whole life in luxury and fishing. Being in India I can bribe many political parties and then stand for election myself. I have lot many chances to win the elections and be Prime Minister Sharvani Khare. Sound so kool.
I am planning to build a bigger house than Mittal. My new bungalow photos will be used as fwd mail chain. Can you guess whose house is this? This luxury bungalow is of Sharvani Khare, the richest person in India. Probably even Opera will call me to express my feelings when I was declared winner. Or probably to share my emotions with others where I will thank my parents, friends and American company for supporting me to be extremely rich. I hope my school teachers who used to think I can do nothing good watch the opera show and see themselves how rich and successful I am today.
I will be then listed with those people who were failure as a child and then turned out to be big successor in life. Amitabh Bachchan, Lucille Ball, Michael Jordan and Sharvani Khare – Failure as a child turned out to be most successful people on the earth.
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